Like last night me and my friend had to grab our friend from this guy and steal her because he wouldn’t let her leave. We thought it was someone she knew until we noticed her expression and how he was touching her head. We just grabbed her like ‘oh wow look at the time gotta go’

Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’